Idek what was going on here tbh. I need to stop eavesdropping on my classmates conversations
Leo: Come here my precious Avocado, I have pop tarts
Pisces: I don't want no damn pop tart hoe. I want your soul
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Aries: *hugs their friend* You smell like pepe
Virgo: omg thankies
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Capricorn: If I throw this cracker at you will you turn into a bird?
Cancer: Probs.
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Libra: My crush bit me on the finger today so I was like yes daddy and-
Aquarius: Please don't tell me your weird ass daddy stories. I don't like them.
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Taurus: I was sleeping today and had a dream of onion rings orbiting a chicken wing
Scorpio: Are you on drugs again? Godamnit
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Gemini: I'm pretty sure a bug crawled in my mouth while I was laying in the tulips.
Sagittarius: Did it taste good??
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Zodiac Signs: Book 2
RandomHere's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~
