NinjaOni

13. the return of fire.... and ry. I guess.

Sherlock decided to type here bc he was bored

Okie dokie ardichokie

WARNING: this chapter isn't serious at all lol

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"Fire!" Shadow gasped, as Angst stumbled back. "Aren't you dead?!" Ender stammered.

"Yeah." Fire shrugged. "I'm the ghost of the past. Or present. Or future.... WATSON WHICH TIME ZONE AM I???"

Angst's eyes widened in confusion as Fire cleared his throat. "ANYHOE, uh, I'm sorry but I can't let you in there until OniAudrey dies"

"WHAT?!" Ender raged. "WE NEED TO GO IN THERE! NOW!"

"No can-do, my Gravity Falls obsessor. What's so special about that show anyways, lol." Fire smiled as Ender's eyes narrowed to slits.

"Fire let us in the door." Shadow sighed.

"Y - y - PLEASE?!" Angst begged. Fire sighed. "F - NO. DON'T GIVE ME THAT FUCKING KAWAII LOOK ANGST. NO WAIT DON'T CRY I DIDN'T MEAN THAT WAIT-"

"GOOD FUCKING JOB YOU RICH FUCK!" Came Ry's voice in the background as Angst whimpered. "SHUT UP!!" Fire argued as Ender and Shadow shared glances.

"OUR SISTER IS FIGHTING TO THE DEATH IN THERE AND YOU ARE ARGUING, FIRE!" Ender yelled.

"Damn, savage." Fire winced.

"FIRE STOP GIVING US DANK MEMES AND LET US IN!" Angst cried. Fire gasped. "Dank memes? Hold up, hold up, hold up -"

"FIRE!!" Ender snapped. "YOU -"

"- IF YOU AINT TALKIN' MONEY I DONT WANNA TALK!" Fire made a duck face, snapping his fingers in a z formation as Shadow groaned and slammed their forehead on Ender's shoulder.

Loud clapping erupted in the background as Fire's eyes narrowed to slits. "WATSON WHY ARE YOU CLAPPIng WE ARE IN A CODE BLUE SITUATION!"

"Is that a sponge bob refer -"

"- SHUT IT YOU RICH FUCK!" Spat Ry, as Fire rolled his eyes. "Go back to wATCHING YOUR RATED R MITCH AND KYLE PORNO"

"BUT THEY'RE C O U S I N S-"

"- I DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS!! BA J AN C O M I CS IS OTP."

"TOUCHÉ, BROTHA."

A loud bang was heard in the other room as Shadow and Ender gasped. Angst whimpered as Fire dramatically and sarcastically pushed against the door, holding a hand to his forehead.

"Someone banged in the there hahahahagetit oh wait you guys are serious." Fire's lips went to a straight line as Angst giggled slightly.

"STOP GIGGLING YOU GIGGLY SHIT OH WAIT THAT WAS A JOKE DON'T START CRYING AGAIN-"

"You bitch!" Ender cursed under their breath, biting their lip.

"Ouch." Fire pretended to be hurt, looking at his wrist. "Oh, OOPS, look at the time!"

"Fire you don't have a watch." Shadow sighed.

"Gotta Zayn!" Fire chirped, doing jazz hands. "Sherlock we agreed you'd never say that again." Ry sighed in the background.

"Fine then. GOTTA NIKKIE!"

"NO!" Ender screamed. "Gotta Rob.. Maybe...?" Fire trailed off.

"JUST FUCK OFF FIRE!"

"Gotta MCR, gotta 5sos..."

"Fire!" Angst wailed, as Fire sighed. "Okay, byesies!!" He smiled, and disappeared in seconds.

"What the fuck just happened?"

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