through the screen - kim namjoon

0.2

pinkboii: hi minnie mice!

minni94: wot

pinkboii: minnie mice!! get it? minnie mouse, the mice, minnie mice,,,,...

okay bye

minni94: bye

pinkboii: no don't go

minni94: okay (:

pinkboii: so what r u doing

minni94: going pee

pinkboii: o

minni94: you asked

pinkboii: i never asked where you live

minni94: in ur mom

pinkboii: omg ME 2

minni94: omfg

pinkboii: but seriously

bITCH WHERE

minni94: america

pinkboii: wHERE

minni94: WASHINGTON >:0

pinkboii: oh so ur a hipster

minni94: that's portland u dummy i live in seattle

pinkboii: but ur so aesthetic and seattle people are like chain smokers

minni94: wHERE dID YOU EVEN GET THAT IDEA OHMTJG

pinkboii: oh

pinkboii: it's not true???

minni94: noooo what the hell

pinkboii: im not very educated on the state's style

minni94: no one should be that's not a required subject

pinkboii: ur a required subject

minni94: you don't make sense

pinkboii: neither do u

11 min. later
pinkboii: hi minnieeeeee

minni94: hiiiiii

pinkboii: are you my friend

minni94: sure

pinkboii: can i ask you something

minni94: is it relevant to being your friend

pinkboii: u aren't relevant

pinkboii: anyways, back to hitler

minni94: whAt

pinkboii: so my friend taehyung is asking what kind of tampons to get his 15 year old sister will u help him

minni94: why would he want to ask me how does he know who i am

minni94: do u talk about me to ur friends ;;))

pinkboii: no...,,,,,....,...,,,....

minni94: you're dumb anyways sure what's his kik

pinkboii: taethehyung

minni94: omg i get it how cute

pinkboii: no

pinkboii: only u can call me cute :(

minni94: what if taehyung was cute

pinkboii: he's not and he's off limits anyways

minni94: wat

pinkboii: he has a girlfriend

minni94: i guess im stuck with you :///

pinkboii: :0

minni94: anyways

minni94: ill text him

pinkboii: am i not good enough for you

minni94: ur cute but.......

pinkboii: :(

minni94: iM KIDDING I LOVE YOU

pinkboii: you better

pinkboii: *image attached*
now am i good enough for you

minni94: oh my god

pinkboii: did that turn u on?? ;;)))))))

minni94: yes omg so moist

pinkboii: rlly

minni94: no

pinkboii: ouch

a/n

i don't like this. but the image he sent is attached i put it in the media thingie B) this story sucks so far but i don't want things to move too quickly and i tried to make it long but it got boring so im sorry ok bye