~Puppyshipping 100 Theme Challenge ~

~Whistle While You Work~

Joey was doing the dishes for the Kaiba brothers as per usual.

The blond had fired all the maids and butlers.

Well...

Except for the babysitter for Mokuba and Noah and the chauffeur for the eldest Kaiba.

The babysitter because...

Let's be honest.

The kids are complete hell when awake.

And even when they were asleep, they still kicked anything in their personal space.

Even each other. Especially each other. Joey sometimes saw that they would get into foot battles with each other.

Joey kept the chauffeur because...

Kaiba is a terrible driver.

If Joey didn't stop him when he did, Kaiba probably would have been sued so much he would just be a millionaire.

*audience gasps*

Yeah, I know.

Joey didn't know while he was thinking that he was whistling.

He was whistling "Candyman" by Christina Aguilera.

Hey!

It was really catchy.

He also did it because it bothered Seto.

Killing two kuribohs with one mirror force.

"Joey. Stop it."

Joey stopped and smirked.

And started again.

"Joey, I love you with all my heart, but I will maim you."

The song continued.

"JOEY. STOP."

It got louder.

"I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOUR RED-EYES."

Joey slowly turned around with wide eyes.

"Ya wouldn't!"

Seto was serious.

"I would."

Joey sighed.

"Okay, Seto, you win."

~FIVE MINUTES LATER~

A brunette started whistling "Candyman" under his breath.

~FIVE SECONDS LATER~

"FUCK DAMN YOU JOEY DAMN YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM FUCK DAMMIT SHIT"

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Sorry Kaiba.

You know this authoress loves putting you through misery.

You really are a dork.

:D