Dear Allen,
Sup dude! Little birdy told me you were captured and in D.C. So, me being the awesome hero I am, I decided to come visit you. But you were asleep. So I left this diary you can write in with this note. Hope you find this really awesome and useful.
Alfred F. Jones (AKA: America)
P.S: By next week, you'll be in my care and Arthur will be over to help. So be nice, dude.
I wish I can punch that fatass American.
Or hit him with my bat.
I'd rather have my bat.
All I was doing was having a friendly fight with my brother Matt. But the police had to show up and arrest me and let Matt go. At least, I believe they let Matt go. He didn't get into the police car with me.
Why am I even writing in this anyway? Fuck this diary. I'm gonna throw it into the corner of my cell.
-Allen J.
CZYTASZ
Allen's Diary (2P America)
FanfictionAlfred has found a Diary and decideds to read it, thinking it's England's. He then puts almost every entry online and this is what it is. Swearing inside! This is 2ps we're talking about. Of course there's swearing.
