Dear Journal,
I'M FUCKING BOOORED!!!
Alfred stopped by today and chatted my ears off. I wasn't listening but I think he said something about Arthur coming tomorrow and something about a school in California.
Honestly, what the hell was he talking about? It made no sense to me.
He then left like he expected me to have heard all that.
He better not be planning anything stupid just because I've been put in jail.
I wonder how Mattie's doing. Does he care I've been locked up by my 1p? He is my brother. So he should care. Right?
Wait, why'd I write that in fucking pen? Arg!
Mental Note: Stop writing in pen.
There. I'll just ask for a pencil if anyone dares come within arm's reach of my room.
-Allen
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Allen's Diary (2P America)
FanfictionAlfred has found a Diary and decideds to read it, thinking it's England's. He then puts almost every entry online and this is what it is. Swearing inside! This is 2ps we're talking about. Of course there's swearing.