"Hey Luke, can you talk?"
"Yeah sure, what's up?"
"Everything. Don't ask, just distract me?"
"Okay. On which we used to rely. Lucky there's a family guy positively can do positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry he's a family guy oohhhh"
"Those aren't actually the lyrics, you know that, right?"
"Punk rock, do what I want.
Cute giggle by the way"
"STHAAAP. You're making me blush."
"D'AW my little curly is blushing."
"Shut up, noodle."
"Noodle?"
"Yes. Noodle. Watcha doin noodle?
"Just finished what seems my a millionth interview. What about you?"
"Just finished work, I smell like fried chicken and sweat Ew"
"Sexy. I COME HOME IN ONE WEEK WHAT'S UPPPPP."
"YAAAAY. A well deserved break, you need it."
"You're from Sydney right? Because I was hoping to meet up with you. Take you out somewhere or something?"
"What, like a date? Are you asking me out, Lucas?"
"No. Ew..."
"Oh okay. Sorry."
"Don't pout princess, I'm kidding. Of course. I'd be honoured to take you out"
"Hehe, it's a date then."
"Naaaaah just kidding, it's not really a date, imma kidnap and murder you."
"I'd love to be murdered by you,Luke"
"Oh yeah I forgot you're a fan girl."
"Um fan boy. But yeah I'm your biggest fan, remember?"
"And I'm yours curly."
"Say that again so I can record it and play it untill I fall asleep?"
"You're such a dork."
"You're such a loser."
"I'm alright with that".
*(in the background) "Ashton!"
"Hold on Luke."
"Yes mum?"
"Ashton!!"
"Mum"
"ASHTON!!"
"WHAT?!"
"Luke I gotta go, my mum's calling. Text me okay?"
"Sure"
"Bye."
"Bye. I lov---"
*call ended.
:( :( :(
What's up?
My dad... He's moving to London and he wants me to go with. So does my mum.
Oh. That's.. good?
No. It's not, this is my home. Plus it means I won't ever get my date with you...
Sorry :/ :( I was so excited to meet you properly
It's not your fault. I wanna be alone just now, I need time to think. I'll text you later.
Ash, talk to me :(
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAGSGAGAAGAG
OMG YOU FELL FOR IT
I'M FDUVKING CRYING OMLBDSNSJDJ
Wait.. WHAT
GOT EEM
YOU LITTLE SHIT
I HATE YOU
HAHAHAHA mum was just calling me for dinner
I'M SO DONE
Mwahahaha
DON'T WORRY PRINCESS, I'LL GET YOU BACK ;)
Bring it Hemmings
I'm glad you're in a better mood now. Even if it was at my expense
NOT SORRY
just you wait kid, imma get you back, hard
Oh okay.
This whole thing is stupid but I'm having so much fun writing it haha
Comment. Vote. Whatever
LOVE YOU
YOU ARE READING
Your biggest fan, Ashton
Random"Look inside of yourself, Cause the power's in you, There is always hope, You're not alone anymore.."
