Epilogue

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Luke

Luke 

Luke

Go away

Why

Because I hate you

Fck off you dick head

Fight me

No I'm sleeping, plus my boyfriend won't be happy that I'm texting you when I'm right next to him

Ohhhh. Is he hot?

Naaaaah he butt ugly

Pfft, I happen to think he's sex on legs

Babe?

Yes princess

Why have you been acting weird around me lately ://

Um

I haven't?

You're lying. Are you cheating on me?

Stfu

HELL NAW

DON'T BE SO STUPID

Okay

Then why?

Because I've been planning something for our one year anniversary

Tell me

.nope

Now

Or I'll put on a sex ban

No rumpy pumpy for Lucas

But it'll ruin the surprise

But I wanna know now

Fine but don't hate me because I'm not doing this the special way that  I planned....

JUST FUCKING TELL ME ALREADY YOU WHORE

Fine

Ashton?

What

Marry me?

Wot

No

I mean

YES OMG

THEN KISS ME YOU FOOL

YOU KISS ME

NO

YES

BITCH COME HERE NOW

OKAY

I love you, Mr Hemmings

And I love you, future Mr Hemmings

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