f o u r

14.8K 1.3K 681
                                    

NOVEMBER 5, 2016
07: 14 PM


hey

Didn't I tell you to not text me again?

does it sound like i will listen?

I demand that you leave at once, sir! You are breaking and entering!

shut up, yeh great prune.

I don't know you. And seriously, just stop bothering me.

i told you. i'm Paris.

I don't even know if you're telling me the truth. I can't imagine Paris the football captain texting me, or making Harry Potter references.

well, that's what i'm doing at the moment.

Which should stop very soon. What's your intention? I don't have the sorcerer's stone, if that's what you're looking for.

i'm not looking for the stone. i'm looking for a friend to talk to.

ERROR 404: TALKING NOT FOUND

i'm serious. all i want is to talk to somebody.

And why would you want to talk to a person you don't know?

because talking leads to knowing the person.

Why me? I'm busy. Siri is free. Try her maybe?

you're not going to take me seriously, are you?

Well, no, I know what you want. Now stop texting me. I have a job to attend to.

what you want? what do you mean?

You know, I'm not stupid. That 'I want to be friends' line broke my friend's heart, who now refuses to talk to me. Tell your best friend Ian thanks.

okay

Okay

okay

OKAY

okay

Are you John Green-ing me?

isn't it romantic?

You spelt annoying wrong.

okay

Stop

okay

STOP

ladies first

Fine, bye.

i didn't mean it that way.

fine. good night


Then You Are GoneWhere stories live. Discover now