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"Why is this family a bunch of pigs?" Grandma asked. Rude public transport she is.

Matte

Public transport?

Food makes sense but really? Sophia get ahold of yourself.



Anyways back to the point.




"YOU SAGGY OLD POTATO THATS RUDE! DO I NEED TO TEACH YOU A LESSON?" How the living pudding would I do that? "Excuse me young lady? Wait.... What's a saggy old potato?" O.o I wanna know the same thing.... Kid help me...

Matte how would he do that?

The zombie doesn't know what it is!

Or does he?

Sophia seriously where is this chapter going?

This whole book is getting changed to the crazy grandparents visit.

I'll do that hang on.



Amanda karate chopped me :( no new title.




SOPHIA GOSH POCKY! FOCUS!




Anyways, "idk.. KIDDO SEMPAI HELP MWA" he looked like he was going to explode. Poor kiddo don't explode D:

"Urm.... A potato that's been in a pickle sensor to long?" he half asked. "THAT!" I yelled. "What's a pickle sensor?" He asked. "FOR GOODNESS SAKE WOMAN ARE YOU GOING TO QUESTION MY WHOLE LIFE?" I yelled and calmly walked out of the room dragging a doll behind me.





"Sophia why are you dragging me?" Amanda asked. I screamed. "Amanda what happened to my doll?!" She looked like she was going to punch me. "Meanie why are you gonna punch me ;-;" I Asked. "TWIN MIND TRICKS!" She yelled and ran away.

"What mind tricks?" My grandma asked coming out of the wall. "AHHHH CREEPY GRANDMA TRICKS!" We yelled. "RIPPLE RANDOM FLASH BACK WHILE WE THROW CHAIRS AT THIS WOMAN!" Amanda and my grandma looked at me like I was stupid.










So did the ripple.
.:yes I did :D:.
Just do it Baka
.:fine:.

~rippling in your screen will start in





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9




8

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"NO YOU DONT" kid kicked the ripple. "Kiddo now you do the flash back sense you just knocked out my video player." I demanded.

"YAY THIS WILL BE FUN" kid yelled.

.:yellow I am now a ripple please don't report any rippling that's happening on your screen. Flash back in 8 seconds.

....



Okay go!:.



"Mommeh what are you doing to the wall?" Amanda asked the lamp. "Honey I'm over here." Asuna said. "Oh I know." She said walking away. Asuna looked at her daughter like she was stupid. She looked at her other daughter like she was retarded though when she walked in with a mask over her eyes saying she couldn't see then walked in the wall. "Aunt Asuna that's not nice ;-;" kiddo said shooting her with his guns.  She grounded the poor child. Then-


"Um kid what kinda story is that? It's running over time." Amanda said taping her wrist. "SHHHH" I screeched. "Please." I said. "I forgot where I was." Kid said and calmly walked away.



"Awewwwwwjfisbwodhsgqlsbwis" I said. Not even Amanda can translate that HAHA! "That translates to aww but I wanted to know." Amanda said walking away.

Darn the fudge of her brain she got it.



I'm lazy so BAI BAI!

End chapter.

End chapter

*rapid button pressing*

It's not working.

"Amanda... Urm please come back in the scene and help me!"

....

She's not coming.

*pounding on machine*

ITS NOT WORKING!

"AMANDA KID!"

*pounding gets harder!"

*the things cracks and still doesn't turn off*

"AMANDA!"

"What"

"Turn this off"

"._. *presses button*


*presses button more*

ITS NOT WORKING WE ARE DOOMED!"

*kid walks in*

"Are you serious?"

*flips switch*







.....










.........






~silence~


*click*


"It worked."

BAI BAI for real this time.



*flips switch*

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