Instruments As Things My Band Director Has Said:
Trumpet: "We are NOT playing John Cena in the stands."
Trombone: "STOP MESSING UP"
Flute: "Your instrument is worth more than your LIVES."
Clarinet: *coughs for a good minute or two*
Piccolo: "Left.... Left... LEFT.... LEEEEFT."
French Horn: "Touch the tape for good luck!!!"
Tuba/Sousaphone: "We're gonna have a FUNdraiser!"
Baritone: *Makes a Pixar's Cars reference*
Saxophones: "RED LOBSTER DOSEN'T WANT YOU TO EAT THERE."
Drumline: "Don't die, we can't have holes in the show!"
Pit: "What even is Percussion?"
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Marching Band Quotes
RandomTwo words, Marching Band. Marching band is probably not the most exciting thing for normal people, but it gives us band geeks something to live for. This is a book of quotes about marching band. I do not own any of these quotes, I just found them on...