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Instruments As Things My Band Director Has Said:

Trumpet: "We are NOT playing John Cena in the stands."

Trombone: "STOP MESSING UP"

Flute: "Your instrument is worth more than your LIVES."

Clarinet: *coughs for a good minute or two*

Piccolo: "Left.... Left... LEFT.... LEEEEFT."

French Horn: "Touch the tape for good luck!!!"

Tuba/Sousaphone: "We're gonna have a FUNdraiser!"

Baritone: *Makes a Pixar's Cars reference*

Saxophones: "RED LOBSTER DOSEN'T WANT YOU TO EAT THERE."

Drumline: "Don't die, we can't have holes in the show!"

Pit: "What even is Percussion?"




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