Sections on the band bus:
Battery: Bangs on everything in sight
Flutes: Ugh, my instrument is heavy
Saxophones: We're so sexy
Trumpets: Bitch I'm fabulous
Mellophones: Can't see the haters
Trombones: Dick jokes
Sousaphones: Sleeps
Baritone: Bro? Do you even lift?
Color guard: GLITTER!!!
Drum major: Complains about the freshman
Clarinet: Shuts everyone up
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Marching Band Quotes
RandomTwo words, Marching Band. Marching band is probably not the most exciting thing for normal people, but it gives us band geeks something to live for. This is a book of quotes about marching band. I do not own any of these quotes, I just found them on...
