The Instruments at a Party
Flute: Competing with each other over that hot guy in the percussion and maybe a tad bit drunk.
Oboe: Didn't want to come but found out the host has a good place to make reeds so they came to make reeds.
Clarinet: Very lonely and wants to make friends but also wants to kill everyone for being too loud.
Alto Saxes: Showing off their dance skills on the center of the dance floor.
Bari & Tenor Saxes: In the back of the room making inappropriate jokes, especially about why the bassoon and oboe are together.
Bassoon: Making reeds with the oboe because everyone else is afraid of bassoonists for some reason.
Trumpet: Either the host of the party or boasting about how they could've had a better party.
Trombone: Socializing with everyone they see. No one know where they will be when it's time to go home.
Euphonium/Baritone: Very lonely but actually trying to socialize. Mentally stabbing everyone because they're not the tuba.
Tuba: Building lasting relationships with their friends.
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Marching Band Quotes
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