Marching Band Quotes

#173

Crap Band Kids Say:

*eyes closed* "I CAN'T SEE A THING!!!!!"

Life is like soccer: I'm bad at it, and my mom made me do it.

ILLUMINATI

I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M BLIND!!!!!!

*singing* We didn't start the fire (there were a lot of fire drills and fire trucks showing up during practice)

WE'RE GOING TO STATE!!!!

YOU'RE CUT

Sport ball (referring to football or basketball)

(unofficial vocal in our basics) Street fighter two, Dragon ball Z for you

Swag

Oh look, it's the pit summoning Satan again (the first thing a senor said to my friend)

(clarinet sectional... ritual...?) PRAISE JESUS, REBUKE THE DEVIL

(flute sectional... ritual...?) Watch out for my body rolls

(other flute sectional... ritual?) *yelling/whispering*
F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER
U IS FOR YOU AND ME
N IS FOR ANYWHERE ANY TIME AT ALL DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

I got my sexy pants on

(band director speaks over speaker system in the band room from his office) IT'S THE VOICE OF GOD!!!

*crowd goes wild*
Band kid: *looks up* "what happened?"
Other Band kid: "a sports thing."

He almost called her the bitch word

I just held the door for five minutes!!!

Sometimes it's hard to remember why i'm in band

Why would anyone want an animal that requires assembly!?

(to the tune of we built this city)
we built sims city
we built sims city in study hall

HAM!

shirtless kangaroo

"there's a ball of duct tape on a marimba string."
"why am i not surprised?"

i get a tingling sensation when i look at heights

he called me a short short short short... bitch

tall sonofabitch

Trumpet: "Who wants to go to Panda Express!?"
Other Trumpet: "I'm allergic."
Vibe: "I'm allergic"
Quad: "Well stop being aller- *laughs*"
Bass Drum: "it's all in the mind set"
Vibe: "no it's not [Bass Drum] that's not how it works."

(on the bus after awards)
*shocked* "it's only 7:40″
"We could go to McDonalds"

"feel how cold it isn't."
"yeah, like. bruh."

Clarinet: "don't go down that hallway, it smells like vomit and tears"
Flute: "so high school then."
Clarinet: *nods* "but more so than usual."

if i didn't know you, i'd fangirl over you

[Bass drum joking to pit section leader]
"yeah i carry a drum, but i don't want to have to carry you guys."

I don't know what's happening, but this is a good sandwich

she tried to lock me out
that's because i was being a jerk,
that ok because sometimes I get a chair thrown at me for being a jerk

yeah, rosa parks didn't fight so we could fight over the back of the bus