Alternate Instrument Names:
Oboe: obi won
Clarinet: squidward
Flute: metal recorder
Piccolo: ear knife
Saxophone: fuck phone
Bari Sax: BIG low fuck phone
Bass clarinet: big squidward
Trumpet: yikes
French horn: bendy straw horn
Trombone: one loud motherfucker
Tuba: band dad
Percussion: miles teller
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Marching Band Quotes
RandomTwo words, Marching Band. Marching band is probably not the most exciting thing for normal people, but it gives us band geeks something to live for. This is a book of quotes about marching band. I do not own any of these quotes, I just found them on...
