Things The Band is Sick of Hearing About Their Instrument
Trombone: Tromboner
Tuba: Oh your instrument is so big
Saxophone: Well YOU'RE not sexy enough to be a sax player
French Horn / Mellophone: So bigger trumpet?
Trumpet: *bad imitation of trumpet solo*
Euphonium / Baritone: Is it a smaller tuba?
Piccolo: Cute small flute
Bassoon / Oboe: What the hell is that?
Flute: Oh I wish I played flute
Clarinet: So you're a rejected saxophone?
Percussion: Wait, there's more to percussion than drums?
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Marching Band Quotes
RandomTwo words, Marching Band. Marching band is probably not the most exciting thing for normal people, but it gives us band geeks something to live for. This is a book of quotes about marching band. I do not own any of these quotes, I just found them on...
