Dumb Book Moments

Dumb Adoption Story Moments

-Adopted by * insert famous band/youtube group/couple*

-Walk into the room like what up I want that one because they're in a corner and I feel moved by their lonerness

-Mc always self harms

-Owns an iPod, iPhone, all the band merch, beats headphones and a magical pony

-Always that one bitch that abuses the mc

-Parent death stories are either abusive
parent(s), car crash or giving birth

-boys can't be adopted apparently?

-seriously no one is fazed that a
mob of 20 year old guys want to adopt a 3 year old girl?

-There's always this big scene where the mc runs away and their guardians look for them and they say sorry and they hug and its all emotional and shit

-They have this gigantic room with diamond lamps and a walk in closet that fits the mc's taste even though the people didn't know who they were going to adopt before they arrived

-Mc starts school and immediately gets bullied for no reason

-The adopted person and their guardian fall in love (I just threw up a little in my mouth)

-The character either has to be 16 or 3 and there's no in between

-The caregiver of the adoption facility is abusive and the living conditions are shit. Hate to burst your bubble sweetheart but the place would be shut down if that ever happened. There are RULES AND REGULATIONS PEOPLE.

-The whole 'her life will change forever' 'her life is turned upside down' or 'will it be better or worse' line in the summary

-The adoption process takes five minutes when in reality it would take anywhere from a few months to a few years

-Bands that adopt people are like: "we have very important careers and are extremely busy all the time and barely have any time for ourselves. So Lets go and adopt a kid I'm very certain that thats a good idea"

-How does an orphan kid have piercings and dyed hair? In most orphanages thats not allowed

-The orphanages name always has words like 'sunshine' and 'rainbow' in it

-There's always some big secret that the character has

-They can sing better than Brendan Urie and can play any instrument under the sun
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