Dumb Book Moments

Dumb Anti Sue Moments

An 'Anti sue' is basically like a regular Mary Sue but the only difference is that an anti sue is pretty much an emo stereotype with an unrealisticy terrible life. Now lets begin

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-Their life could basically be made into an Opra

-They practically made the first world problem

- The parents are either a) abusive or b) dead (car crash usually)

-They are ALWAYS depressed like you could tell them they've won a Mercedes Bens, one million dollars, a diamond mansion and they would STILL run to a corner and cry about how much their life sucks

-you're surprised they haven't been to rehab or a mental institution

-She/he is bullied every second by some bitchy popular people

-they have no friends what so ever. Like come on I have friends and I'm basically an antisocial loser that stays in bed all day

-He/she calls themselves ugly and fat on a regular basis but when you go to the casting they are played by really hot and skinny super models.

-They make eeyore look like a cheerful pandacorn that skips through flower fields on a regular basis

-If you look in their journal you will find nothing but depressing poems

- he/she seems like a contagious disease that will kill you if you get near it

-Emo stereotypes in a nutshell

-They're music playlist will make you want go crawl into a corner and never come out

-CRONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my soul eater fans will get this)

-Everything they own is either black, grey or red

-Tumblr is their diary

-Only a really hot guy/girl or celebrity can save them from their depression

-he/she are mute

-they always have some mental condition like schizophrenia, bipolar etc

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ok 1)OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS STORY HAS OVER 1000K READS YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST EVER, I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD ACHIEVE THIS SO THANK YOU SOOOO VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!

and 2) I want to apologize for not updating for 2 months, I've been busy with school and studying for my learners so I haven't had the time or energy to update.

Thanks PizzainaHumanSuit for giving me this idea, this chapter is dedicated to you. Please leave more suggestions down below.

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