Dumb Book Moments

Dumb Title/ Summary/ Cover Moments

First comes titles

-when emoticons are used. (ex :)  :D  DX  ^.^)

-CAPPS and excessive punctuation. Like I can see you bro, you don't need to shout.

-If it's a fan fiction of a famous singer(s) one of their songs is the title

- My best friends brother

-When the title pretty much tells the whole story. Ex: My hot, sexy history teacher is a vampire that wants to kill me but I love him and later in the story he will love me and we will stop this evil witch and live happily ever after!

-When the title has nothing to do with the book what so ever

Dafaq?

-Living with the (Insert last name here) brothers

-Taming (insert bad boy name here) What is he? A lion at the circus?

-Living with (insert 10 different band names/celebrities)

-Adopted by (Insert celebrity *cough* One Direction *cough* )

-Kidnapped by a random sexy guy for no reason

-If it's a werewolf story it probably has a title with the words mate, rejected, Omega or Alpha

-calling it 'Summer love' when it's a romance set in the summer. Like ah The creativity burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Saving him. Are you Superman in disguise or something?

then comes summaries!

Hi I'm Mary Sue. I'm sixteen and I have blonde hair and blue eyes. This is a story about how I- *Starts Snoring loudly*

 -When there is no summary. Like really bitch -.-

-What if you were a unicorn? What if you moved to waffletown and met a bad boy narwhale who just happened to be Superman? What if you were destined to save Mcdonalds from aliens who shot lasers out of their asses? What if- MUTHERFUCKER THIS IS A SUMMARY NOT A GAME OF 20 QUESTIONS JUST TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-When it's just a quote or a quick conversation.

-Read and find out ^.^ .......Yeah, how bout no!

-Spoilers, spoilers everywhere

-Mary sue was just an ordinary girl until...

She's the nerd, he's the bad boy

-When the whole entire thing is just a sob story

-What happens when you combine (Insert a whole bunch of different names) Well read to find out.

and last comes covers

-boy an girl making out

-stupid people that don't make it the right size so you have to guess what it is

-The background and the text are almost the same color

-It has too many graphics and it all just looks like a rejected Picasso painting

-The cover is too dark and you have to be like Sherlock homes at trying to figure out what the fuck its trying to say

-When the text is in ten different fonts colors

-it's a kidnapping story and you have a cover with a girl whose mouth is covered by a hand.

-Its a traditional nerd story and they got half-naked Selena Gomaz wearing 3D glasses on the cover

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