¤ The perfect man I want ¤

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Me: Do you know what I'm looking for in a man?

Friend: What?

Me: *ahem*
☆white hair
☆red eyes
☆likes birds
☆likes dogs
☆a thousand years old
☆spends all their time on the Internet
☆knows German
☆stupid accent
☆self obsessed
☆aph Prussia

Friend: Who?

Me: *dramatically puts hand on heart and steps back then gasps*

Friend: what?

Me: [silently screaming not to cry]

Friend: . . . . . .

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