Me: Do you know what I'm looking for in a man?
Friend: What?
Me: *ahem*
☆white hair
☆red eyes
☆likes birds
☆likes dogs
☆a thousand years old
☆spends all their time on the Internet
☆knows German
☆stupid accent
☆self obsessed
☆aph Prussia
Friend: Who?
Me: *dramatically puts hand on heart and steps back then gasps*
Friend: what?
Me: [silently screaming not to cry]
Friend: . . . . . .
DU LIEST GERADE
¤HETALIA CRACK #3¤
FanfictionSooooooooo~ After so much begging for a 3rd one after Hetalia Crack #2 was finished I'm going to make it!! SO. YOU KNOW WHAT'S INSIDE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL PEICE OF ART. NOW GOOOOOO~ READ WITH YOUR HEARTS CONTENT MY KAWAII CHIBIS.
