Me: MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
Friend: Why?
Me: I FINISHED MY HETALIA MANGA SERIES AND A HETALIA SEATBELT BELT IN THE MAIL TODAY.
Japan: Good for you!
Me: YYEEE!!!
Friend: *steps back* okaaaay...
Me: NIHUN. YOU ARE LORD OF ALL ANIME- YOU ARE LOVE YOU ARE LIFE.
Japan: .....
Japan: and yoai too?
Me: yuuuuusss.
Japan: I KNOW I AM LIFE-
China: because everyone is made by me-aru!
Japan: What?
China: Yes! *gets a sticker that says 'made in China'* YOU WERE MADE IN CHINA-ARU!!! *slaps the sticker on Japan's face*
Japan: Ah!
China: YOU WERE MADE IN CHINA. *points at me* YOU WERE MADE IN CHINA. *points at Japan* EVERYONE WAS MADE IN CHINA-ARUUU!!!
Hong Kong: Opera much?
China: Shut up-aru!!
Me: Um excuuuuuse me?? I was made in Lord Doitsu!!
China: Lord what?
Me: Lord Doitsu! HOLY POTATONESS GERMANY.
China and Japan: what...?
Me: HAHAHAH!!!
Germany: .....
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
¤HETALIA CRACK #3¤
FanficSooooooooo~ After so much begging for a 3rd one after Hetalia Crack #2 was finished I'm going to make it!! SO. YOU KNOW WHAT'S INSIDE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL PEICE OF ART. NOW GOOOOOO~ READ WITH YOUR HEARTS CONTENT MY KAWAII CHIBIS.
