Me: Hey Japan-san wanna spy on Germany and Italy?
Japan: Rerry? Is that even a qrestion? HELL YEAH I DO. *magically appears camera* Ret's do dis!!
~*lmao!! I know my Japan accent sucks! XD
Me: YUS.
~*le time skip*~
Japan: Rets get some yoaii..
Me: yessss...
Italy: Ah Germany! There was something I have to tell you...
Germany: Vhat is it Italy?
Japan: Oh my god Itary-kun is going to do it! *records every second*
Me: *same with Japan*
Italy: I....um...
Germany: Yes?
Japan: Hory Sheet! He going to do it! *keeps recording in tree*
Italy: Ti-Ti Amo.... *blushes*
Germany: .....
Japan: Oh my gawd. I knew it! I'm so happy for them!
Me: *tears up* Me- Me too....
Germany: I-I...I love you too... *blushes even harder*
Italy: Yay!
Friend: *yells* Kay what the hell are you doing in that tree?!
Me: SHUT UP I'M SPYING ON GERITA WITH JAPAN.
Friend: *angry sighs* (you know....all of them are gay as f. But you tell me anyway...)
Me: Now go!
Friend: Fine...
Japan: Oh my god Kay! They are about to do the thing!
Me: Oh my gawd really?
Italy: *leans close to Germany's mouth*
Japan: *records and takes pictures all of the place*
Germany: *leans close to Italy*
Me: omgomgomgomgomgomg OTPPP
Italy: *kisses Germany on the lips*
Germany: *kisses Italy on the lips*
Me: *flails* MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
Japan: *recorded the whole kiss* now...this is goin' on the Internet.... >:3
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FanfictionSooooooooo~ After so much begging for a 3rd one after Hetalia Crack #2 was finished I'm going to make it!! SO. YOU KNOW WHAT'S INSIDE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL PEICE OF ART. NOW GOOOOOO~ READ WITH YOUR HEARTS CONTENT MY KAWAII CHIBIS.
