Me: *walks over to person* pstt...*whispers* my mum is British pass it on
Person: What?
Me: My mum is british!
Peraon: How- ?
Me: Because FIRST OF ALL-
Friend: Here she goes...
Me:
1) SHE EATS PIZZA WITH A FORK IN A KNIFE
2) THERE IS EDICIT FOR FrUKING EVERYTHING-England: What the bloody hell is wrong with that??
Me: SHUT THE HELL UP ENGLAND-
3) THERE HAS TO BE A SPACIFIC WAY TO DO THAT THING.
Me: MY WORK HERE IS DONE-
England: ....
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