¤Become one Hun!¤

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How my life is in Kansas right now-

Russia: *summons General Winter on America* My Anaconda Don't want none unless you become one Hun!

America: NEVER!!

Russia: Then I will summon General Winter and Make you all Amerikans freeze your asses off with snow and coldness, da!

America: WE AMERICANS CAN HANLDE ANYTHING!!!!

Me: America please.....just become one with Mother Russia already...PLEASE I'M BEGING YOUUUU!!!

America: NO- LET'S SHOW RUSSIA WHO'S BOSS.

Me: noooooooOOOOOOOO!!!!

Russia: Very Well!

Me: Nuuuuu!!!

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