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The Politeness test-
With your host Kate!

Me: Now! Let's get this goin'! England!

England: oh! Excuse me!

Me: hm...[writes down 9]

Me: NEXT.

Mexico: Pardon me!

Me: good...good veeeery good... [writes down 10]

Me: NEEEEXT.

Italy: uh- Permesso!! Grazie!

Me: aww! That was so polite! [Writes down 11]

Me: NEXT!!

Canada: *bumps into Italy* Uh-Uh- *blushes* I'm so sorry...

Me: So cute my baby darling! [Writes down 13]

Me: So! WHO'S-

America: Get the fuck out of my way, douchedick.

Me: *eyes sparkle and gaps* THAT WAS SO POLITE INDEED. [writes down (wait for it....) OVER 9000!!!!]

Friend: Kay what are you doing?

Me: Oh just doing a politeness test!

Friend: *looks at paper*

Me: >:3

Freind: Kay why you do dis?

Me: Because its....OVER 9000!!!!!!

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