One Punch Man x Reader [One-Shots]

Toaster! Genos x Egg! Saitama {From Drunk Fanfiction Challenge!}

This is a request from senpai-disheveledEuthanasia >w<

"Oi, Genos!" Saitama calls out from his egg carton.

"Yes, Sensei?" Genos replies while popping two toasts from his head.

"Wanna make-out?" The egg asks, giving Genos a lusftful look.

"YES, SENSEI!" The toaster excitedly jumps at the idea.

Saitama hops his way to Genos without breaking his fragile structure.

Once Saitama had reached Genos, they *CENSORED*

HAHAHAHAHA MY TUMMY IS ACHING FROM LAUGHING TOO MUCH XD

HOLY COW, WHAT KIND OF PERSON AM I???