I had not checked messages for a while so sorry about not updating this. The messages are quoted exactly as they appear in my email. I am still surprised at the messages some people send out. I think you guys to it on purpose. Hope all you wonderful writers are having a great writing day. And I hope all you psychos sending these messages get help. Wattpad should offer some type of psychological counseling for all the stress it puts people through. As one message in my email inbox read "Relax 2016". I agree, relax. Let the writing flow. If it doesn't don't worry about it. There is always beauty school or welding school. Good luck!
1. "Go check out my new book about editing while you rite!"
Uh. No thanks.
2. "squeeeeeeeee"
One does not simply post a vague email message with "squeeee" without telling us why. - Boromir in Lord of the Rings.
3. "I wish this could be bigger"
Well, it's okay. You probably have a nice personality.
4." I am not going to update my story until someone leaves a nice comment!"
No updates then?
5. "You have a great gift for rhyme!"
Yes, yes some of the time!
6. "I can't move my arms!"
Well, you've been mostly dead all day.
7. Finally got it back up!
Good for you! Now make sure and take it easy. You are not as young as you used to be.
8. I have no patience for people that do not explain what they are talking about!
Really?
9. I sold a book!
Congratulations! When did you get a job at a bookstore? (Sorry, couldn't help it. I feel bad now)
10. " I can't do this anymore. I give up. I can't thing of thing to write. Damn writers block. It's like the words just aren't there anymore. So this is what writers block feels like. No words. Nothing. It is so weird. I just sit in front of the computer looking at a blank page. Nothing comes to me..." (this goes on for awhile)
I wish you had writer's block about your writers block.
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Chasing Wattpad
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