unknown number // petekey

twenty one (pilots)

Tyler: go suck a dick

Josh: i did

Josh: yours literally five minutes ago were you not there

Pete: ew tmi

Josh: come on pete lets be gay together

Tyler: are you cheating on me

Josh: no wtf

Josh: are you cheating on me??

Tyler: maybe me and my piano

Josh: ew what the actually fuck tyler

Pete: i want to leave but i wont

Josh: good save me from my psycho boyfriend

Pete: jesus i remember before you two got together and josh would always talk to me about ty

Pete: and then ty would talk to me about josh for hours

Josh: is this true

Tyler: all of my secrets have been revealed

Josh: aww im coming over open your door

Tyler: ew trash

Josh: you are trash

Pete: you are both such trash i cant even talk to you guys

Josh: your moms trash

Tyler: oooooOOOOoOoOooOhhhhh burn

Tyler: sick burn brah

Tyler: im so glad i found a boy like you

Josh: you didn't open thE DOOR I FEEL SO BETRAYED

Tyler: frick you

Pete: wow are you guys breaking up

Josh: open your bedroom window im climbing the tree

Pete: dang ty your bf is strong af

Tyler: im gonna film him climbing

Josh: im gonna flim it too brb

Tyler: [Video Message]

Pete: omfg did he seriously fall is he okay

Tyler: yeah his arm only fell off

Pete: ...

Tyler: joKES JOKES IM KIDDING HES FINE

Tyler: he is climbing again rip

Pete: such a romantic

Tyler: hes shouting at me to tell you to stop texting cause his phone is buzzing

Pete: oh tell him to grow up hes a baby

Tyler: ok hes here

Pete: wanna skype

Tyler: ok

Tyler: hi this is josh i took his phone you know what fuck you pete i could have died and you would have been sad and im not inviting you to my funeral ha so take that i will get ty to beat you with his uke

Pete: ooh im so scared

Tyler: fuck you pete

Pete: love you too

Tyler: (this is tyler again) dont steal my man

Pete: whatever go on skype

Tyler: k

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but this was a top/joshler themed chapter cause its chapter 21 hahahahah im so original and funny hahahahhahaha h