I've been feelin lowkey kinda lonely.
Oh no, am I allowed to say that?
Well.. It's out there.
Let's have a bullshit moment, in hopes of making myself, and you readers, laugh.
C:
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Admin: I BET YOU'RE ALL WONDERING WHY I HAVE GATHERED YOU HERE.
Kendall: Lindsay, God damn it, it's late.
Admin: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
Dave: I AGREE
Dirk: You're asleep more often than when you're awake, you dumbass.
Dave: Hurtful words, Dirk. Hurtful words.
John: You'd think at this point, he'd be used to it.
Dave: Get used to what?
John: Get rekt
Kendall: *facepalm*
Kendall: Everyone forgive my egg of a boyfriend.
John: Hello, I am egg.
Dave: You didn't have to point it out
Dave: your egg of a face points it out for you.
John: That is extremely hurtful.
John: I'm hurt.
Kendall: you're fine.
Admin: Once upon a time there was a Lindsay
Admin: Let me tell you the story of how this Lindsay fucked up her life.
John: She dated Dirk
John: :D
Admin: J Oh n
Dirk: *Bitch slaps john*
John: oW
John: thaT hUrT
Dirk: I hope it did, John.
Dirk: I hope it did.
Admin: Guys
Admin: I am
Admin: A Tasty Ginger Treat.
Kendall: everyone excuse Lindsay. She's on drugs.
Admin: Unfortunately, I am not. This is how I naturally act.
John: That's a shame.
Admin: Do you know what else is a shame, John? You.
John: Ow, my feelings.
Admin: go sit in the shame corner.
John: I'm not going to that corner.
Kendall: John, you fucked up.
Dave: Now you have to sit in the corner of shame.
John: I'm not going to the corner.
Dirk: *picks up John and puts him in the corner* Stay.
John: what the actual hell.
Admin: *poofs up cardboard jail bars.
Kendall: my boyfriend is in prison.
Kendall: I'll wait for you, John.
Kendall: I actually doubt it.
John: when can I come out
Kendall: when you stop bringing shame to this family.
Kane: Hello, hello.
Kane: I have arrived.
*everyone stops and stares at Kane*
Kane: I sense there is just tension
Katy: *bursts in* OH. HELL. N O.
Admin: Katelyn, love, calm down now he's just-
Katy: oh I'm calm. I'm calm. Yep. *crosses arms* I'm. Calm.
*glares at kane*
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