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007  (Ivan’s POV)

“Under love’s heavy burden do I sink.”

~Romeo and Juliet; Shakespeare

Later of June 14, 2011

What? How could you steal a cell phone?” Tamara glowered at me. Wow, she’s impishly hot when she’s mad.

“I have extremely fast hands.” I raised my hands; innocently I waggle them at her like twinkling stars. Eventually, I think I’ll start to count now until she forgets that she’s mad at me for pick pocketing her a luscious iPhone. Sometimes, she’s way too overreacting—all women are. My subconscious smacks my head, pulling me out of my reverie.  ---> (o・_・)ノ”(ノ_<。)

Right, sometimes I forget that I am dating an ascetic person— I mean a very nice person. In fact, she’s incredibly nice that she doesn’t want to violate any laws of nature, religion or the state. And I, Ivan Patricks, have sworn to be a bad influence to her. Ψ(`▽´)Ψ

  (Children, again please do not idolize this kind of behavior. Signed By: The Concerned Author)

“You should give it back.” She’s joking right? (。-'ω´-) HAHAHAHA It’s so funny!

I raised a distinct eyebrow at her. She pouts at me. Darn it! I want to kiss those lips. Jeez! I’m becoming a pervert at Level 50, ready to upgrade! I abstained myself from doing so. Besides, what did she say? Give it back?

“To who?” I emphasized the last word. Boom! (⊙ヮ⊙) There’s a question mark on top of her head. Mine were three oversized exclamation points.

I know, right? <( ̄︶ ̄)> I’m the one making sense here.

“I need to contact you.” I added and she frowns at me. “Well, at least not on your wireless telephone. No offense.” Her frown deepens on the last sentence.

I inserted a new sim card on the iPhone and I placed my number in it. “Only my number.” I handed it to her. She then starts to type something. I took a peek to see her typing “Boy George” on top of my number.

(@_@) What? “You’re naming me Boy George?” I barked at her and she recoils from me.

“Um… I’m sorry, I forgot your name.” she bit her lower lip, resigned.

Ahhhhhhh!!! ヽ(#'Д´)ノ I’m juddering!!! {{|└(>o< )┘|}}

TERMINATOR UNLEASHED ---> {((◣_◢))}

*Earth shakes* *Volcano explodes somewhere* *Tsunami attacks* *Hurricanes*

RESULT: END OF THE WORLD. <--- Joke only :) (The Author is enjoying the effects.)

 IVAN PATRICKS ---> ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ --> щ(ಥДಥщ) --> (ノ_ _)ノ --> m(_ _)m

“Ivan Patricks.” I suppress a sigh. “Are you more comfortable with Boy George?”

She chewed on her lower lip and nodded remorsefully at me.

 (;-_-)/ *sighs* Why can’t I ever say no to this girl? Aish. I want to whine right now and stomp my feet. It would make me feel better.

“I will try to cope up with that silly nickname of yours. But I will be your only Boy George. I don’t like to share. Or it’ll be Ivan all over again.” No, it won’t be just Ivan it will be world war Ten to tenth power! (#`д´)ノ

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