(A/N: this is based off of real life experiences)
Frank ran over to Mikey and sat on his foot, grabbing his leg. Mikey falls over onto the floor.
"What the fuck Frank," Mikey said.
"YOU'RE GONNA BE A SHITTY DAD, FUCK YOU,"
"You already did."
Frank covered Mikey's mouth with his hand and unzipped Mikey's pants.
