a/n THANK YOU SM FOR 1k READS LIKE THIS FANFIC WAS A JOKE IM CRUING ILY
Ryan was awoken by devilish screaming right next to his ear at three in the morning.
He turned to face the cause of the hellish sound, to find Brendon lying next to him. "Good morning, sunshine" he said.
"What the fuck Bren?"
"I got you something" Brendon responded.
"Don't you dare unzip your pants, you filthy whore,"
"No no no.. none of that.."
"Thank god. What is it then?"
"Well..Yknow how you're hella gay?" Brendon asked.
"Duh," Ryan said flatly.
"Well, I got you a floral waistcoat," Brendon said, pulling exactly what he had described out of his asshole, "Sorry it's a tad soggy."
"Oh my God."
