the click of Mikey's high-heeled boots echoed throughout the house as he ran to Frank, swearing under his breath.
Frank was in a room, crying and rolling around on the floor. his eyeliner and red eyeshadow was smudged all across his face.
"FUCKINGHEL PME," he screamed, more tears streaming down his face.
Mikey simply knelt down next to him and started poking his belly button.
after a few dozen pokes, the baby popped out of Frank's belly button.
the baby was bright green and had a triangular head. like an alien.
"I-it's..." Frank began.
"beautiful..." Mikey finished his sentence for him.
"bUT I AIN'T RAISING THIS KID THIS IS YO RESPONSIBILITY" Mikey stated before winking and strutting the hell out of that room.
