The Outsiders on Facebook

If Facebook Existed (Part 1)

Darry Curtis posted a status: How the hell do I work this?

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Two-Bit Matthews: C'mon Dar. It ain't that hard. Use a little of that muscle and put it in your brain.

Darry Curtis: That's not funny.

Steve Randle: It's actually a little bit funny.

Darry Curtis: Steve...

Dallas Winston: Haha, Superman ain't so tuff when it comes to tech?

Darry Curtis: Y'all better shut up right now.

Ponyboy Curtis: Lighten up Dar. It is funny.

Darry Curtis: You're grounded. Is that funny?

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Two-Bit Mathews: Okay, that was hilarious.

Darry Curtis: What the hell is a notification and why do I keep getting them?

Steve Randle: This is useless. We are never going to help him understand.

Two-Bit Mathews: Hey, now. The guy's just a little slow on the draw. He'll catch on soon enough.

Sodapop Curtis: I'm not so sure about that.

Darry Curtis: I'm still following this conversation.

Dallas Winston: That sucks.

Darry Curtis: I swear, I'm going to strangle every single one of you if you don't stop commenting.

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Two-Bit Mathews posted a status: Damn, there was this tuff broad down at the Dingo. I'd like to hit that.

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Steve Randle: Seriously? You couldn't have saved that for your own mind.

Two-Bit Mathews: What can I say man? She was too sexy to not mention.

Steve Randle: You're an idiot.

Two-Bit Mathews: I take offense to that.

Tim Shepard: How big was her rack?

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Darry Curtis: Tim! You do realize there are kids who can see this?

Tim Shepard: Good. They'll learn early.

Ponyboy Curtis: Two-Bit, you gonna answer Tim's question?

Darry Curtis: Ponyboy Michael!

Ponyboy Curtis: What? I'm a young boy. I'm...curious about things. Certain things turn me on. Girls boobs specifically.

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Darry Curtis: What the hell Pony? Why would you share that with everyone?

Ponyboy Curtis: Why not?

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Curly Shepard posted a status: I'm high.

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Tim Shepard: Better not be in my room. I don't want it smelling like shit.

Steve Randle: What you on?

Curly Shepherd: Weeeeeeeeeed ;)

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Ponyboy Curtis: Darry says that stuff is bad for you.

Curly Shepard: That's what most of the dull tacks asdfghjkl.

Ponyboy Curtis: What's 'asdfghjkl'?

Curly Shepard: Sorry, I got dizzy and my cat fell over.

Ponyboy Curtis: What?

Darry Curtis: This is why drugs are bad.

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Ponyboy Curtis: He seems happy, though.

Curly Shepard: I am. Asdfghjkl. Sorry, this time my unicorn fell.

Darry Curtis: Ponyboy Curtis, drugs are bad. End of story.

Curly Shepard: I deserve to be in a mental hospital ;)

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Tim Shepard: Knew it.

Angela Shepard: Oh God. Why me?

Ponyboy Curtis: Angela you have a nice rack.

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Darry Curtis: Ponyboy!

Ponyboy Curtis: What? Two-Bit says it ALL the time. Not to mention it's true.

Angela Shepard: Thanks Pony.

Tim Shepard: Curtis, I'm gonna punch you in the face until you're no longer recognizable.

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Ponyboy Curtis: Oh shit. I think I'm gonna get off now.

Dallas Winston: Damn kid.