A/N: It's been a while since I updated this story. Well, here you go. Enjoy guys! -Amanda :)
Sylvia Davis posted a status: All right, I think I may be pregnant...
Dallas Winston: Fuck...
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Tim Shepard: It would've happened sooner or later.
Darry Curtis: This is why you should save that kind of activity for when you're married.
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Two-Bit Mathews: This ought to be interesting.
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Angela Shepard: Oh God, if you are, you're gonna keep the baby, right?
Sylvia Davis: I don't know! I don't wanna be pregnant!
Evie Matthias: Well that's what you get when you sleep around, you little whore.
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Two-Bit Mathews: Who's the father?
Dallas Winston: Not me, not me, please to God not me.
Sylvia Davis: I don't know...maybe Dally's...or somebody else, I don't keep track.
Dallas Winston: It damn well better not be mine!
Darry Curtis: You do realize she slept with other men, right?
Dallas Winston: Now that you mention it, it could be Tim's.
Angela Shepard: WHAT?!?
Two-Bit Mathews: All right! Grab the popcorn!
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Tim Shepard: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Dallas Winston: Don't lie Shepard, I know you two have been screwing around together.
Angela Shepard: Ew, Tim!
Tim Shepard: Well, it sure ain't mine. I use protection.
Sylvia Davis: He's right.
Dallas Winston: Well I haven't banged Sylvia since two months ago so it sure as hell ain't mine neither.
Sylvia Davis: I don't think it's yours then.
Dallas Winston: That's right, Tim, so it has to be yours.
Tim Shepard: It ain't not! If it was my kid, I'd know for sure!
Sylvia Davis: It's not yours either.
Two-Bit Mathews: Well somebody's got some explaining to do.
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Tim Shepard: Told you!
Dallas Winston: I told you first!
Tim Shepard: Well I have more balls than you to raise a child!
Dallas Winston: No you don't! If that was my kid, I'd raise it to beat the fuck outta you!
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Tim Shepard: I'd name mine Tim Jr. if it's a boy, and if it was a girl, Timothia!
Dallas Winston: Dallas Winston the second, and I don't care!
Sodapop Curtis: GUYS! Stop fighting over a baby!
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Johnny Cade: The little guy just wants to be loved.
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