Angela Shepard posted a status: Anyone need a date tonight? ;)
Two-Bit Mathews likes this.
Two-Bit Mathews: We can hit the bed tonight, babe.
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Angela Shepard: Anyone BUT you, side burns. I ain't into boys like yourself.
Steve Randle likes this.
Steve Randle: How about me, doll? We'd be pretty fine together...in bed. ;)
Angela Shepard: Don't you have a girlfriend, Stevie?
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Steve Randle: Seriously? I was hacked!
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Angela Shepard: I am not going on a date with you, Two-Bit!
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Two-Bit Mathews: C'mon, Angel! I'm not that bad!
Angela Shepard: Leave me alone!
Two-Bit Mathews: Give me a chance, Angel! I can make this the night of your life!
Angela Shepard: Two-Bit, NO! And stop calling me Angel!
Dallas Winston: Hey Angel, lookin' for something tonight?
Angela Shepard: STOP CALLING ME ANGEL JACKASS-...Oh, hey Dally.
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Two-Bit Mathews: What? You let him call you Angel and not me?
Angela Shepard: It's hot when he does it.
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Dallas Winston: I try.
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Angela Shepard: Sorry Dal. You were saying?
Two-Bit Mathews: Oh come on! You're seriously going to go on a date with HIM and not ME?
Dallas Winston: Aw, is someone jealous?
Steve Randle likes this.
Two-Bit Mathews: Shut your face, Dally. Besides, aren't you with Sylvia?
Sylvia Davis likes this.
Dallas Winston: Bitch faked pregnancy. I ain't wasting my time.
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Sylvia Davis: That's not what you said last night.
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Steve Randle: OOH.
Angela Shepard: I ain't gonna be a part of this.
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Dallas Winston: I wasn't even with you last night!
Sylvia Davis: Stop denying it! You know what you said, and now I hear you wanna be with that bitch of an Angela?
Angela Shepard: The fuck you callin' me, bitch? You wanna go?
Sylvia Davis: I wanna go whip your fuckin' ass you whore. You're not taking my Dallas away from me!
Sodapop Curtis: Ah, love.
836 people like this.
Dallas Winston: I'm not yours anymore, Sylvia! I can be with whoever the fuck I want, you don't own me!
Two-Bit Mathews: Maybe you guys should take this somewhere else...
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Sylvia Davis: That's not what you said last night!
Dallas Winston: Oh really? What did I say?
Sylvia Davis: You told me you loved me, Dally. And I said I loved you. But now you're denying that you love me, and you're breaking my heart, Dallas! :'(
Sodapop Curtis: Really?
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Angela Shepard: Yeah, really Dally? Is this true?
Dallas Winston: I never said such thing! You're lying!
Steve Randle: Oh my God Dally you're such an ass. You just don't wanna admit it 'cause it'll blow your rep.
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Dallas Winston: What, no! She's lying! I was never with her last night, not the night before! We haven't seen each other in months!
Sylvia Davis: Fine. Go on your date with Angela.
Dallas Winston: Fine.
Sylvia Davis: FINE.
Dallas Winston: FINE. I WILL.
Sylvia Davis is now offline.
Sodapop Curtis: Uh...that was awkward.
625 people like this.
Steve Randle: Yup.
Dallas Winston: I'm leaving.
Angela Shepard: I thought we were going on a date?
Dallas Winston is now offline.
Angela Shepard: Well, that didn't go as I hoped.
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Two-Bit Mathews: Hey Angela...
Angela Shepard: Ugh. What do you want, Two-Bit?
Two-Bit Mathews: I see you're looking for a date...
Sodapop Curtis posted a status: Hey guys, what's 2 times 2?
Ponyboy Curtis: Uh, four?
Sodapop Curtis: Crap.
Ponyboy Curtis: What?
Sodapop Curtis: I got that question wrong on the test.
Two-Bit Mathews likes this.
Two-Bit Mathews: What did you think it was? Five?
Everybody likes this.
Sodapop Curtis: ...Maybe.
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