The Outsiders on Facebook

Part 3

A/N: This is gonna be a long one! Enjoy. :)

Ponyboy Curtis posted a status: Oh God. I just had the most awkward conversation with Two-Bit.

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Two-Bit Mathews: Kid, you do realize when you finally get a girl, she's gonna be saying dirtier words than that?

Ponyboy Curtis: Two-Bit, my ears have heard about as much as they can take, thanks.

Steve Randle: Well, about time someone told you.

Two-Bit Mathews: Lord knows Darry was trying his hardest to beat around the bush.

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Darry Curtis: Can we not discuss my guardian choices, please?

Ponyboy Curtis: Actually, I think it's a lovely idea. Considering what you've been holding back.

Darry Curtis: What are you talking about?

Ponyboy Curtis: How about a condom, huh? Why wasn't that ever shared with me?

Darry Curtis: How the hell did you not know what a condom was? You're fourteen for God's sake!

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Steve Randle: Oh God, I'm crying from laughter!

Ponyboy Curtis: That's not fair! I've been held back with everything! It's not like you let the guys talk about getting it in while they're around me!

Darry Curtis: Jesus Two-Bit! How much did you tell the kid?

Two-Bit Mathews: All that was necessary young Buddha.

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Ponyboy Curtis: What the hell is going on?

Two-Bit Mathews: Shh, young grasshopper. All will be revealed in short time.

Evie Matthias: What the hell?

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Johnny Cade posted a status: I just sort of stare at everyone else's posts. I slowly become scarred.

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Ponyboy Curtis: How come?

Johnny Cade: You are the root of some of my problems on here.

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Ponyboy Curtis: Whatever Johnny. I need to understand things. I'm practically a man.

Steve Randle: Yeah, you keep telling the peach fuzz on your face that.

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Sodapop Curtis: I'm not sure I like this site anymore.

Dallas Winston: Really? I'm intrigued by it. I really am.

Ponyboy Curtis: Hey Steve, why don't you shut up?

Steve Randle: Hey, just because I got a girl who screams my name and all you can get one to do is scream 'Mommy!' doesn't mean I have to deal with your hard ass.

Ponyboy Curtis: Why would she scream your name?

Two-Bit Mathews: WE WENT OVER THIS!

53 people like this comment.

Johnny Cade: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with keeping this post up.

Dallas Winston: No, leave it. I'm intrigued once again.