The Outsiders on Facebook

Part 10

Sodapop Curtis posted a status: I touch Ponyboy in his sleep.

Steve Randle: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!

Everybody likes this comment.

Sodapop Curtis: WHAT THE HELL! Somebody hacked me!

Two-Bit Mathews: Sure.

Dallas Winston: Jesus Soda, we know you love your brother, but not in that way.

50 people like this.

Sodapop Curtis: I swear, I was HACKED!

Darry Curtis: ...

Two-Bit Mathews: This is awkward.

Steve Randle: Indeed it is.

Sodapop Curtis: COME ON! You seriously would believe that I would touch Pony in that way?!

Darry Curtis: It's okay Soda. I do it all the time.

Steve Randle: DARREL?

Two-Bit Mathews: WTF! ARE Y'ALL OKAY?

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Darry Curtis: What in the world? I was hacked!

Steve Randle: Holy mother of God... I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!

Two-Bit Mathews: What?

Dallas Winston: Jesus...

10 people like this.

Steve Randle: Okay. I have no idea that came up.

Johnny Cade: I'm confused...

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Sodapop Curtis: Maybe I should delete this post.

Dallas Winston: Please.

Steve Randle: Hurry up before Pony's online!

Sodapop Curtis: I'm trying!

Sodapop Curtis: Damn! It won't let me get rid of the stupid post!

Darry Curtis: Hurry up Soda, Pony's coming!

Two-Bit Mathews: We're screwed.

Dallas Winston: If this kid sees this I'm going to kill someone.

Johnny Cade: Stupid post! It won't let me delete it!

Steve Randle: Um, Johnny? This is Soda's post.

Johnny Cade: Who you calling Johnny? It's Soda!

Darry Curtis: What?

Two-Bit Mathews: STEVE, YOU ASS! YOU FORGOT OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!

Steve Randle: What?

Two-Bit Mathews: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT? IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY AND YOU BLEW IT!

Steve Randle: I'm not in a relationship with you, Two-Bit...

Two-Bit Mathews: I'M NOT TWO-BIT YOU ASSHOLE! IT'S EVIE, YOUR GIRLFRIEND???

Darry Curtis: Alright, this is creeping me out.

Steve Randle: What's going on?!

Dallas Winston: Where the fuck is Dallas?

Johnny Cade: You're Dallas...

Dallas Winston: Can't you read? I'm Tim, and I'm lookin' for that piece of shit cause he slashed my tires!

Johnny Cade: This is not good.

Bob Sheldon: I'm right here Tim! You don't need to yell!

Darry Curtis: Okay, for some reason we're all switched up! Are there any normal people here?!

Steve Randle: ME.

Darry Curtis: Looks like it's just me and you, Steve.

Steve Randle: This is just great. My life is just as fucked up as Two-Bit's face.

Two-Bit Mathews: Hey! Offensive!

Steve Randle: Shut the hell up, Two-Bit.

Steve Randle: Wait...

Steve Randle: TWO-BIT!

Sodapop Curtis: Okay, I think I'm back.

Dallas Winston: Same.

Darry Curtis: Finally!

Johnny Cade: This was interesting.

Tim Shepard: STEVE!

Steve Randle: What the hell is wrong, Tim?

Tim Shepard: IT'S EVIE YOU BEANPOLE!

Steve Randle: ...

Two-Bit Mathews: Shit, not again!

Johnny Cade: I'm gonna slash somebody's face in three seconds!

Dallas Winston: Calm down, Dal...

Johnny Cade: You shut up you little shit!

Dallas Winston: ...

Two-Bit Mathews: What is going on???

Steve Randle: Shut up Two-Bit! I have enough problems that don't include my period!

Sodapop Curtis: WHAT?

Angela Shepard: Fuck, all my condoms spilled all over Ang's damn floor!

Darry Curtis: I'M SO CONFUSED.

Johnny Cade: Who is who?

Cherry Valance: Darry, we're out of toothpaste.

Darry Curtis: Who are you??

Cherry Valance: Um, it's Ponyboy.

Darry Curtis: Oh...okay.

Cherry Valance: Okay.

Darry Curtis: Okay...

Cherry Valance: ...Yeah.

Two-Bit Mathews: GUYS IT'S SODA I FOUND THE DELETE BUTTON I'M GONNA CLEAR THE HISTORY!!!

Curly Shepard: I like big butts and I cannot lie ;)

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A/N: So, did I confuse you? -Amanda