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Part 28

A/N:

SOOOO SORRY GUYS FOR THE SUPER DUPER LONG WAIT ON THINGS!!! I've been REALLY busy lately with the amount of schoolwork I've been getting. :P High school is a drag. Anywho, enjoy this new chapter! Give it a vote and share this with your friends! It encourages me to keep writing. :)

-Amanda

Dallas Winston posted a status: Damn. This is what you get when you send me a 20-second snapchat. (picture on right)

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Two-Bit Mathews: Bitches be trippin'.

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Ponyboy Curtis: I trusted you Dally!

Dallas Winston: I'm kinda sorta the wrong person to trust.

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Ponyboy Curtis: Thanks...thanks a lot.

Dallas Winston: My pleasure, kiddo.

Steve Randle: "just took a shit" face on point.

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Ponyboy Curtis: I hate all of you.

Steve Randle: I hope you got shitfaced.

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Ponyboy Curtis: Especially you Steve.

Sodapop Curtis: "Giving birth to a melon" face.

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Ponyboy Curtis: Can you not.

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Two-Bit Mathews: Actually, it does look like you are giving birth...

Dallas Winston: Well then, who's the father?

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Steve Randle: The melon man.

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Ponyboy Curtis: Shut the hell up, Steve.

Darry Curtis: Ponyboy Michael, what did I tell you about using that type of language?

Ponyboy Curtis: But Darry, Steve won't stop making smartass comments!

Steve Randle: Melons. ;)

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Ponyboy Curtis: His winky face is scaring me, Dar! Tell him to stop!!

Darry Curtis: Cut it out, both of you. I can't even make it through a good morning without you two always blabbering all the time.

Sodapop Curtis: Damn straight^^^

Steve Randle: You can try all you want, but you can never handle the Randle!

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Dallas Winston: Lame^^

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Steve Randle: I try.

Johnny Cade: Oh God, why am I in this?

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Dallas Winston: You best not be the father of Pony's melon...

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Steve Randle: Behold the melon man!!

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Ponyboy Curtis: God why is this happening...

Johnny Cade: Pony, where the HELL did you take this?!

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Two-Bit Mathews: How rude. You can't just forget the birth of your own melon and ask where it came from!

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Johnny Cade: What? What's going on?

Steve Randle: IT'S THE BIRTH OF YOUR OWN MELON DAMMIT.

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Johnny Cade: The hell? What're you guys talking about?!

Ponyboy Curtis: OH MY GOD I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU.

Two-Bit Mathews: I'm just sayin', y'all must be bad parents if you forget the birth of your own melon son or melon daughter. KnoWledGE.

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Sodapop Curtis: I don't think melons have genders.

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Steve Randle: No, no, no. Melons are male and watermelons are female.

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Two-Bit Mathews: You can't just go around clasifying melons, dumb fuck.

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Sodapop Curtis: Melons and watermelons are basically the same thing though, so what yer saying is the baby melon's transgender or something.

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Two-Bit Mathews: Okay now y'all are being racist to melons!

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Steve Randle: I'm done with this melon business. Look it the fuck up.

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Two-Bit Mathews: "Today's Gender of the day is: Oh No Melon"

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Sodapop Curtis: SO IT'S FUCKING DEMENTED?!

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Two-Bit Mathews: According to the facts, yes.

Johnny Cade: What the actual FUCK is going on here?

Two-Bit Mathews: According to the test results, your baby is--oh no, the MELON. It's a pretty demented case...something might have happened with Mr. Ponyboy's internal organs when he was birthing your melon, causing mental and physical distress for the child. Basically you two're stuck with a fucking melon for a kid.

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Ponyboy Curtis: That's it. I'm done. I hope you guys know that when I die I hate all of you.

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Johnny Cade: Wait I'm so confused, what's going on here?!?!

Two-Bit Mathews: Okay Johnnycake, there's something called the reproductive system we best go over...

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Darry Curtis: Oh no, not on here you ain't!

Johnny Cade: Why do I even bother to come on this site anymore...

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A/N:

The literal most disturbing snapchat story ever, AM I RIGHT? xD

I don't even know where I was going with the whole melon interference.

I'm really starting to question what I write in this fanfiction...

Anywho, don't forget to vote! Comments are much appreciated. (the good ones) :) DO IT FOR JOHNNY!

I made the snapchat: NO STEALING MY PICTURES. Thanks!-Amanda :)