Texting Harry Styles

Im back

Lana Banana: harrehhhh

Harry: why are you texting? How's the dinner with Jonah?

Lana Banana: it was olay

Harry: Olay?

Lana Banana: OKAY****

Harry: is he still there?

Lana Banana: no, he left like ten minutes ago.

Harry: That was quick

Lana Banana: well he would have stayed for dessert but my mum forgot to freeze the ice cream...it was more like ice milk to be honest

Harry: sounds...

Lana Banana: awful

Harry: did your parents like him?

Lana Banana: yeah they liked him, I'm sure they'd like you better though...

Harry: well obviously, I mean, have you met me?

Lana Banana: once or twice ;)

Harry: by once or twice I mean maybe a couple of hundred times

Lana Banana: shut up

Harry: do you not like Justin Bieber or something? ;)

Lana Banana: eh he's overrated

Harry: how dare you!

Lana Banana: I mean I used to like him...in like 2011

Harry: that's it! Goodbye forever Lana

Lana Banana: Harold sit your ass down you're going nowhere

Harry: fine....

Lana Banana: fine

Harry: good

Lana Banana: this isn't sonny with a chance harry

Harry: awe we were having a Chad and sonny moment though :(

Lana Banana: to be honest I wanted sonny to get with tawni

Harry: same Chad was a dick

Lana Banana: you have a lot in common then ;)

Harry: hey! Don't be fucking rude

Lana Banana: I read that in Kim Kardashians voice oops

Harry: same

Lana Banana: twinning

Harry: yAy

Lana Banana: yAy

Harry: what are you doing now then? :p

Lana Banana: getting ready for bed

Harry: it's like 8 o'clock

Lana Banana: so?! Gotta get my beauty sleep Harold

Harry: what are you wearing? ;)

Lana Banana: oh these super sexy fleece pajamas, they've got little clouds on them and are about five sizes too big

Harry: hot

Lana Banana: I know, they're even better in person

Harry: I bet

Lana Banana: I'm gonna brush my teeth and go to sleep, I'll text you in the morning yeah?

Harry: yeah, sweet dreams x

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A/n: it's been 84 years but....IM BACK