Thor: My friends! I am ready to come to the Avengers tower!
Tony: please don't come
Nat: Tony! Be nice, the guy can zap you anytime he wants.
Clint: I'd actually like to see that!
Nat: Clint, mind your business!
Clint: Yes, Nat.
Green Banner: Hey guys. Clint did you go to the store?
Clint: Yes, I did. I set your Graduated Cylinders on your lab desk. And Thor, Nat got you 10 boxes of Poptarts.
Thor: Yay! I love Poptarts!
Tony: you think We didn't notice?
Pepper: Tony, one of your suits is on fire.
Tony: WHAT?! WHICH ONE?!
Pepper: The giant green and blue one.
Tony: No! I just made that one! I got to go guys, talk to you later!
Nat: He has more then 1 suit?
Pepper: oh, he has more then 30 suits.
Rhodey-Boatey: Pepper, I thought Tony blew them all up to make them look like fireworks.
Clint: Haha! Your username, James!
Pepper: James, Tony has started making more again. He makes 3 every week.
Rhodes: Clint, please just shut up! And Pepper, he found his hobby again?
Pepper: Yes, but that's all he's been doing for the past year! He never has time to have dinner with me or go to any meetings.
Nat: I know how you feel girlfriend! My boyfriend doesn't even spend any time with me anymore. ):
Thor: Widow of Black, you have a boyfriend?
Nat: Yeah, and he's always making annoying comments and acting like a 5 year old!
Thor: What is the name of this man you date?
Nat: Well...
Clint: ... I wonder who...
Thor: Eye of Hawk, I agree with you. I want to know who this man is.
Nat: Well...
Clint: ...Hey guys...
Steve: I see what's going on here!
Thor: I am confused.
Nat: Well...
Clint: ...
Tony: Hey guys, I'm back! I got out the fire before it burnt down the building. And I read all of those texts... Nat...
Thor: I am not following.
Tony: My goodness! Clint is Natasha's boyfriend!
Pepper: You two are perfect for each other! (:
Steve: I knew you two would find love eventually!
Thor: Oh. I thought you were going to say Bruce of Banner.
Nat: eww, no! I would never date that green, ugly, anger management scientist!
Green Banner: I'm still here!
Nat: Oh, you are? Sorry.
Rhodes: Haha! Banner, forever alone!
Green Banner: Hey! I'll find love... Eventually...
Tony: Totally! *said sarcastically*
Pepper: Tony, mind your business!
Banner: Tony, you do NOT want to get me mad! And I finally changed my name.
Tony: I'm sorry.
Nat: Boys! Stop being boys! You are not 2!
Pepper: Nat, I have to deal with this EVERY day!
Clint: Why?
Pepper: Because I live with Tony and Bruce is here experimenting on everything!
Nat: I'm sorry for your loss.
Tony: Hey!
Banner: Hey!
Thor: I am about to come, see you all in 5 minutes.
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Avengers: Age of Texting
FanfictionHere is my version of the Avengers in a chatroom. But they aren't in a chatroom, it's a group text. See what these crazy heroes text! This story takes place after Avengers: Age of Ultron (but later changes to after Civil War). Just a few things are...
