Steve: Good morning Avengers and other people who are on this chat. (To be honest: I still don't know everyone who can come on here!)
Tony: HELP ME! PLEASE!!!
Nat: What are you complaining about now?
Tony: It's Thor! He won't stop talking about himself and Asgard!
Nat: Now you know how we all feel when we are around you.
Sam: Nat, I get you.
Nat: Back off, Bird-boy!
Steve: Natasha, are you okay this morning?
Nat: No! I'm not okay! I woke up at 2 in the morning from a bad dream and I couldn't fall back asleep!
Tony: Welcome to my everyday life.
Pepper: Tony, you haven't been able to sleep still?
Tony: I forgot you were on here. WHAT? I sleep at night...
Pepper: Tony!!!
Tony: gotta go!
Pepper: One of these days...
Nat: Anyway! Then I was out of cereal and I had to eat some moldy bread.
Banner: Eating moldy bread can get you extremely sick.
Nat: Which leads me to what I am going through right now. My head hurts and my stomach keeps pushing my food back up.
Steve: Eww, did we need to know that?
Sam: Cap, you've gone through worse.
Steve: Yes I have! I went through WW2!
Clint: Stop bragging!
Steve: I'm not! I'm just saying...
Clint: no one cares what you say!
Nat: Clint...
Clint: I'm sorry.
Steve: For what?
Clint: For telling you that no one cares what you say.
Steve: Why did you say that?
Nat: Steve...
Steve: Sorry.
Clint: I'm going to go feed my bird... Named Falcon.
Sam: Clint, I'm not your pet.
Clint: You are now!
Sam: HELP!!!
Nat: Clint, what are you doing?!
Wanda: Hawkeye just wrapped a collar around Falcon's neck and is now shoving seeds into his mouth.
Nat: CLINT! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL COME AND TIE YOU TO A CHAIR AGAIN! Oh, and thanks Wanda, how is Pietro doing?
Wanda: He is doing better. His wounds are closing up fast.
Nat: That's good, tell him I said Hi!
Wanda: I will!
Nat: CLINT! UNLEASH HIM RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
Clint: Fine...
Sam: I HATE YOU BIRD-BOY! I AM COUGHING UP SEEDS NOW!
Nat: Clint, say sorry.
Clint: *sigh* I'm sorry.
Sam: You are NOT forgiven! I might cough out some blood because of you!
Nat: Sam, forgive him.
Sam: *sigh* I forgive you.
Pepper: I wish the boys over here would listen to me like that.
Nat: It takes skill.
Pepper: You should teach me.
Nat: I will.
Clint: *slowly creeping away and hiding*
Sam: *slowly creeping away and hiding behind Steve*
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Avengers: Age of Texting
FanfictionHere is my version of the Avengers in a chatroom. But they aren't in a chatroom, it's a group text. See what these crazy heroes text! This story takes place after Avengers: Age of Ultron (but later changes to after Civil War). Just a few things are...
