4/02/17
9:00pm
Laura
Ross"Sup shortie."
"1 I am not short, I'm vertically challenged. And 2 who the frazzle is this?"
"What are you 5?"
"No....I'm 5 and 3 😜quarters so that technically makes you a pervert."
"Just because I own a white van and lure kids in with candy does not make me a pervert."
"Dude loose my # I'm calling the police."
"They'll never catch me!"
"And if they do, I'll say that you are my accomplice 😈"
"Okay fine I won't turn you in, but when getting rid of the evidence don't use bleach."
"Obviously that's murder 101, who do you think I am? A noobie?"
"Just looking out for a friend 😒"
"So we're friends?😏"
Read at 9:30pm
"😘"
Read at 9:35pm
"What ever buddy. Good night, I have kids to abduct."
"Good night Blondie."
Read at 9:42pm
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Fanfiction"Sup shortie." "1 I am not short, I'm vertically challenged. And 2 who the frazzle is this?" "What are you 5?" "No....I'm 5 and 3 quarters so that technically makes you a pervert." "Just because I own a white van and lure kids in with candy does not...