4/22/17
5:00pm
Laura
Ross
"I'm on my way to your place because my siblings are getting on my last nerve.😑😩"
"Okie dokie Artichokie😋"
Read at 5:15pm
"HOLY SHIT ROSS HURRY THE FUCK UP THERE'S A SPIDER OUT SIDE THE BATHROOM DOOR SO I LOCKED MY SELF IN HERE SO CAN YOU HURRY UP!😵😲😷"
Read at 5:29pm
"Ross?"
"Nope. This is the spider. I'm coming😈👹🕷"
"Noooooooo😱😱 I never got the chance to tell Ross that..."
"That what?🕷"
"That I know he bleaches his hair, because there's no way that's 'natural'🤔🤔"
"I hate you open the door.🕷"
"No way señor spider😜"
"It's Ross Laura."
"That's what a spider who's trying to poison me would say. Tell me something only my buddy Ross knows.😐😐"
"Your bra size is 32B"
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT LYNCH?!😳😡😡"
"Open the fucking door and I'll tell you."
"Fine but if I get bitten by the spider and die, I just want you to know that it's all your fault."
"It's so nice to know you care."
"You're welcome babe.😏"
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