"Sup shortie."
"1 I am not short, I'm vertically challenged. And 2 who the frazzle is this?"
"What are you 5?"
"No....I'm 5 and 3 quarters so that technically makes you a pervert."
"Just because I own a white van and lure kids in with candy does not...
"Wtf Blondie it's 4 in the flupping morning. And what the Hellaware does R even mean?"
"My name starts with an R"
"Oh in that case I know who this is😏"
"What?! How?!
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"I just do so why have you been harassing me Ross🤔"
"Well, we haven't spoken since the reunion last year. And I've been trying to get in contact with you from your old # because I wasn't aware you finally got an iPhone so.....I kinda sort of begged Raini for your #😅😁"
"Do us both a favor and lose my # Ross."
"Laura I'm sorry, I didn't know that it would hurt you so much."
