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After I had gotten into the van with Evan, he had taken me to a small coffee shop on the outskirts of our town. He had refused to tell me what was behind the curtain that he had set up in his van. He had however thrown a pair of jeans and top at me so I could change out of my dress, that I had been wearing. He was currently telling about a job opportunity he had for me.
"So you're telling me that you have a job for me, but you can't tell me what I'd do, who'd I work for, or where it is until I pass this test thingy that you are telling me about. " I was beyond confused and was now beginning to get irritated.
"Yes" Evan was smirking at my irritation.
"Ok, fine. What is this test thingy I have to do?" I decided to humor him.
"I can't tell you that" i was on the verge of blowing a gasket. I swear that Evan was trying not to laugh his ass out of his chair at me.
"What the hell do you mean you can't tell me that" by now I was yelling, I mean I had a right to, my night had been very bad. I was also gaining lots of attention but I didn't care. "How the hell am I suppose to pass the fucking test if I don't even know what the fucking test is?" Every single eye was on me and even Evan didn't look amused anymore.
And that is when three other guys in masks decided to enter the store with guns in their hands. "Everyone get on the ground now." Said one of the guys waving his gun around. People scrambled to get to the floor or under tables. One guy even pushed a girl out of the way to get behind one of the booths. Then another guy added
"This is a robbery" I swear I saw Evan roll his eyes but that did not stop what came out of my mouth next,
"No shit, Sherlock." Everything suddenly went very quiet in the tiny shop. What the fuck did you just do, I thought to myself. This is seriously a new level of stupidity. I mean these guys a fucking guns, and what did I do? I get everybody's fucking attention on me. Okay I'm definitely blaming this on my bad night and my attitude that I had kept hidden when I was treated horribly. I looked a Evan who just shrugged at me, and I swear on my own life, that he was about to burst out laughing again, how could he think this was funny?
"What did you just say?" All the guys were looking at me, so I decided to use that to my advantage. I mean I probably was going to die so why not try and help the other folks here. Before I answered the guy, who I was going to name Mr. Grouchy for his horrible attitude, I looked at Evan. I nodded my head ever so slightly at all the other people by the door, and then at the door. Trying to tell him to get these other people out of here.
"I said no shit Sherlock, I mean anybody can tell that this is a robbery. I thought people who robbed other people were supposed to be smart. Don't even get me started on your attitude, like seriously you need a new set of social skills" I kept taking tinny steps backwards away from the doors where I saw Evan start to move, he was quietly ushering people out. However I saw the other two guys start to lose interest in me and turn back towards the door.
"And you over there." I gain all three of the guys attention again. "Are you on like steroids or something, because I swear no one can possible be as buff as you are without taking steroids." The new guy looked pissed and irritated at me.
"Hey girl if you don't shut up right now I swear I'll blow your fucking brains out." The last guy I had to say anything about yells in my face.
"Dude please step back a few feet, I mean most people have to complain about bad breath, but did you like eat a whole tube of toothpaste before you came here?" The mans breath was way to minty to be healthy. I decided that this guys name was going to be Mr. Minty. I noticed that by insulting all three of these guys I had bought enough time for Evan to get everyone out of the shop but he himself was still in here, was he stupid or something? Why wasn't he getting the fuck out? I chose to ignore that fact seeing that there was really nothing I could do about it.
"You guys might also find that it is going to be a little harder to rob this place with little to no hostages." As I say this, all the boys take a look around seeing that all their hostages are gone and that the cops are pulling up outside.
"We've got you though." Mr. Buffy, the guy who I thought was on steroids, says. I see Mr. Grouchy, and Mr. Minty look at Evan through the corner of their eyes and Evan gives them the slightest head nod. Wait are these guys and Evan working together? If this is the test that he was talking about, this is not fucking funny. So I did the only thing that carefree me, with nothing to lose, would do. I tested my suspicions out.
"Well the only cops around here are from my town, and no one in my town gives a flying fuck about me. So that doesn't work for your favor. But do you know what I find funny?" I say taking a slow look at each of the guys.
"No, what's funny?" Mr. Minty says.
"You only mentioned me as a hostage, not my friend Evan over there." I look over at Evan and for the briefest moment I think that I see what looks like pride flash across his face, but I shake it off. "So either you didn't know he was here, which would be very stupid of you guys, or you guys are all working together. Now if you all are working together and this is the little test Evan was talking about, I would like to let you all know that I think you guys are all sickos and you Evan are going to get a very strong kick to your balls." I see Evan stand up from his slouch against the wall and wall towards me.
"Very good, Aubrey. I'd like you to come back to head quarters with us so that you can meet our boss who will explain everything to you." This time it was Evan who was talking, and all four of them started to walk towards the back where the van was parked.
"What makes you think I'm coming with you?" I asked. I saw all of the boys crack a grin at what I had just said, but I glared at them and they quickly shut up.
"Well we can do this the hard way or the easy way, I would really prefer the easy way." Evan said as he moved closer to me.
"Well I guess that sucks for you, because I love doing things the hard way." I say putting a slight emphasis on the word hard, this time making the innuendo on purpose.
"That's a good thing to know for the future." Evan says winking at me, before putting his hand on the pressure point on my neck, causing everything to go black.
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From Nerd To Badass Agent (On Hold)
Action"Huh" I was confused had I been talking aloud the whole time? "Oh never mind, Are you Aubrey Turner?" "Depends on who's asking." Why wasn't I running away? Or screaming for help? "Fair enough, the names Carpenter, Evan Carpenter."...
