(4:30 p.m. - Same day)
Me: Does your first name really begin with an E?
My Idiot: Yes.
Me: Do you go by your first name?
My Idiot: Yeah
Me: And that narrows my search down to two 😘
My Idiot: Two? What happened to four?
Me: Well, you explained your vivid hatred for Eli and I've hugged the shit out of you the other day so I know you're a lot bigger than Everett, so that just leaves Ethan and Ellis.
My Idiot: Are you calling me fat?
Me: No, dumb head, you've got muscles the size of two of me put together in just your chest.
Me: And your biceps were bigger than my freaking head... From what I could tell.
My Idiot: God, your making my ego bigger than it already was.
Me: Looks like I'm gonna have to change that 😘
My Idiot: You can try, perfect girl, but I'm pretty damn confident.
Me: I can tell 😒.
Me: But you know what I'm going to have to do now... right?
My Boy: What?
Me: I'm going to have to flirt with both of them to figure out which one you are 😜
My Boy: And if I'm neither?
Me: Then I'll just have fun making you jealous 😘
My Boy: ... Fuck.
ESTÁ A LER
Perfect Girl ✔
ContoCopyrighted 2016 *COMPLETED* ~Highest Ranking #18 in Short Story~ I never realized how much I needed someone. Until Him. -&- A story where a boy wants to share the world with Her. ~Story told through text messaging~
