The Trio Have To Sit Through Math

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I am going to change the teacher's name to Mr. Johnson also Macy is the person who answers every question and is a tattletale. A lot of people don't like her.

Mr. Johnson: Okay everyone solve the problem on the board.

Board: 500-300+90-40

Class:*solves problem*

TMR fans:*gasp*

Newt:*whispers* he can't be serious.

Thomas:*whispers* yep he's serious.

Sirius:*whispers* no. i'm sirius. *leaves*

HP fans:*gasp*

Mr. Johnson: Can anyone tell me the answer.

Macy:*raises hand*

Mr. Johnson: Yes, Macy.

Macy: 250

TMR fans:*glares at Macy* *happy for another reason to dislike her*

Newt:*sighs*

Mr. Johnson: Macy could you please give us a random equation.

Macy: 1000-900+100+77+3-30

Mr. Johnson:*writes numbers on the board*

TMR fans:*gasps*

Newt:*whispers* again?

Minho:*whispers* again.

Thomas:*raises hand*

Mr. Johnson: Thomas, can you tell us the answer?

Thomas: Well, I can but first I have some things to say.

Mr. Johnson: Go ahead.

Thomas: Okay number one, when's lunch. Number two, the answer is two five zero. Number three, can you please stop makeing that the answer.

Mr. Johnson: Thomas, we go to lunch at the beginning of next period. That is the answer. Why.

Minho: Don't get them started.

Thomas: Well to start, it's the page where my best friend begged me to kill him.

TMR fans:*holding in sobs*

Newt: It's the bloody page where I was bloody killed.

TMR fans:*starts to cry*

Thomas: It was the page where I had to kill my best friend.

Newt: It was the bloody page where the bloody author bloody decided I was no longer gonna be a bloody part of the bloody story.

TMR fans:*sobbing uncontrollably*

Thomas: It's the page where I shot my best friend in the head.

Newt: Ever heard of the bloody words 'Please, Tommy, Please.' Those were my last bloody words. And I said them on that bloody page.

TMR fans:*scrounging around for tissues* DON'T SAY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Johnson: Alright I get it. Everyone stop crying.

TMR fans:*sniffleing* BUT HE SAID PLEASE.

Bell:*rings*

Mr. Johnson: Alright as everyone knows, assignments 15-30 are due tomorrow. Class dismissed.

Everyone:*races for the door*

Newt: Every bloody problem. They need to come up with more bloody numbers.

~At lunch~
Thomas: I forgot to bring my homework in here.

Minho: Don't worry, only Newt does that.

Newt: If you bloody shanks heard we have 15 bloody assingments with 20 problems on each bloody one.

~a few seconds later~
TMR fangirls:*surrounds trio*

Newt:*askes fangirls* Is 250 the only bloody number this bloody school bloody has.

Minho: It's been the answer to the past 100 problems.

Thomas: It's makeing him mad.

Newt: Stop bloody talking about me like I'm not bloody here.

Mr. Johnson:*walks up* What has him so cranky.

TMR fangirls: FANGIRLS, ATTACK

Newt: I'll show you 'cranky'

Thomas and Minho:*looks at each other* *nods* *grabs Newt's arms before he can beat the klunk out of Mr. Johnson*

Newt:*straining* Let bloody go of me.

Principal:*walks up as Newt gets free* *clears throte* Girls go to my office please.

TMR fangirls:*walk to office*

Principal: Excuse me sir.

Newt:*turns around* What

Principal: Can you explain why you were beating up a teacher.

Minho: Don't get him started.

Principal: All of you just get out and don't come back. You're all expelled. I want your parents down here tomarow night to talk about it

Thomas: We don't have parents. Ever heard of The Maze Runner

Principal: Is it like The Hunger Games.

Minho:*sarcastically* Yes it's just like The Hunger Games. Because we can't have a book to ourselves.

Principal: You all are expelled. Please don't ever come back.

Newt: Gladly

Thomas:*stuffs food in mouth* Okay

Trio:*leaves*

~at home~
Newt: Their better not be a bloody horse in the liveing room.

Thomas: Weeeeeeeell. Is a cow ok.

Newt: No

Thomas: *runs away*

Minho:*runs after Thomas*

Newt:*sighs* *runs after Thomas and Minho* Why do you bloody shanks keep bringing bloody animals in the bloody house. How do you keep bloody getting these bloody animals in the bloody house you bloody shanks.

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