Trio:*walks into coffee shop*
Non-TMR-fangirl: OMG YOUR THOMAS.
Thomas: Yep.
Non-TMR-fangirl: NO YOUR DLYAN.
Thomas: No, I'm Thomas. This is Newt, and Minho. I don't know anyone named Dlyan.
Non-TMR-fangirl: NO YOUR DLYAN O'BRIEN. THAT'S THOMAS BRODIE-SANGSTER. AND THAT'S KI HONG LEE.
Minho: That's not my shucking name.
Newt: I'm Newt not Tommy.
TMR-fangirl: OMG IT'S THOMAS, MINHO, AND NEWT. I LOVE YOU.
Fangirls:*fight over names*
Non-TMR-fangirl: A NEWT IS A LIZARD.
TMR-fangirl: HOW DARE YOU CALL NEWTIE A LIZARD.
Newt: Did she just call me Newtie?
Thomas: Yep
Non-TMR-fangirl: MINHO DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE A REAL NAME.
TMR-fangirl: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW YOUR NOT ASIAN. LEAVE MIN MIN ALONE
Minho: Did she just call me Min Min?
Thomas: Yep.
Non-TMR-fangirl: YOU ARE SO STUPID. YOU NEED TO LEARN THEIR NAMES
TMR-fangirl: NO YOU NEED TO LEARN THEIR NAMES.
Thomas Brodie-Sangster, Ki Hong Lee, and Dlyan O'Brien:*walk in coffee shop in between sets* *hears girls arguing*
Trio:*stares at actors*
Actors:*stares at trio*
Fangirls:*stare at everyone*
Thomas: You look like us.
Minho:*slaps Thomas*
Thomas: What was that for.
Minho: For being a slinthead.
Actors:*stares*
Newt: Thomas, Minho both of you shut bloody up. It's not bloody helping.
Thomas Brodie-Sangster: But I didn't bloody say anything.
Newt: Not you. Our bloody Thomas.
Thomas: This is confusing.
Minho: Yeah we hadn't noticed, shank.
Fangirls, Newt, Ki Hong Lee and Dylan O'Brien:*gets popcorn out of nowhere*
Minho: Thomas, what is wrong with you.
Thomas: I had my memory erased. Then I found out I did something terrible. Then I shot my best friend in the head. Last, someone I loved got crushed. So, a lot.
TBS: Nothing.
Minho: Not you *points at TBS*
Thomas: Me?
Minho: No, not you Thomas, him
TBS: Me?
Minho: Yes you, shuck face.
Thomas: Who?
Minho: Shut up, Thomas.
TBS: Me?
Minho: No, him slintheads
Thomas: Me?
Minho:*sighs* *walks out*
