I am going to use some assistants: Makenzi, Emie, and Cassie. I will explain why I am horse at the end of the chapter.
Me:*really horse* Today we will play the My Name Is game.
Trio: What?
Me:*really horse* It's a game. We will show you.
Makenzi, Emie, and Cassie:*apperate in*
Me: My name is Abby. My husband's name is Alby. We live in Alabama and we sell Apples.
Makenzi: My name is Brenda. My husband's name is Bob. We live in Brooklyn and we sell Bats.
Emie: My name is Cassie. My husband's name is Chuck. We live in C and we sell cats.
Me: You're out because you couldn't think of a place that starts with c.
Cassie: My name is Deedee. My husband's name is Dale. We live in Denver and we sell dogs.
Me:*horse* If you can't think of something just say the letter. The thing is that you're out. Newt, start with E. Oh and since you're guys say wife instead if husband.
Newt: My bloody name is Eric. My wife's bloody name is Ellie. We live in England and we sell bloody emu. Long live the Queen.
Me:*horse* *points to Newt's answer* See what I did there *smirk* Anyway, Minho, F.
Minho: Do I have to do this.
Me:*horse* Yes. Don't make me throw you in the Slammer.
Minho: Fine. My name is Fred. My shucking wife's name is Freada. We live in France and we sell shucking Foxes.
Thomas: My name is Thomas. I'm not married. I live in the Glade and I'm a Runner.
Me:*rolls eyes* *horse* Thomas and Emie are out. My name is Harriett. My husband's name is Harry (Potter). We live at Hogwarts and we sell horcruxs.
Makenzi: My name is Iris. My husband's name is I. We live in Indianapolis and we sell Iguanas.
Me:*horse* your out. Cassie, J.
Cassie: My name us Joyce. My Husband's name is Jerry. We live at Jamestown and we sell Jump suits.
Newt: My bloody name is Karl. My bloody wife's name is Kaylee. We bloody live in Kentucky and we sell bloody kangaroos.
Minho: My name is Larry. My shucking wife's name is Linda. We live in Louisiana and we sell Llamas.
Me:*horse* Your out. Makenzi, M.
Makenzi: My name is Makenzi. My husband's name is Min Min.
Minho: Eww.
Me:*horse* stop acting like a elemnetary student and let her finish.
Makenzi: We live in Mississippi and we sell mice.
Me:*horse* My name is Nadia. My husband's name is Newt *cough* I wish *cough*. We live in Narnia and we sell newts.
Minho: My name is Olliver. My shucking wife's name is Olivia. We live in Ohio and we sell oxs.
Newt: My bloody name is Paul. My bloody wife's name is Princess Kate. We live in Panama and we sell bloody poodles.
Makenzi: My name is Queen Makenzi. My husband's name is Q. We live in Queens, NY and we sell Quales.
Me:*horse* your out. My name is Rebecca. My husband's name is Remus (Lupin). We live in Rhoad Island and we sell really good chocolate.
Newt: My bloody name is Salamander.
Makenzi: Salamander?
Me:*horse* His real name is Newt, why not.
Newt: My bloody wife's name is Suzy. We live in South Dakota and we sell bloody soup.
Minho: My name is Thomas. My wife's name is Teresa. We live in Tennessee and we sell tracks.
Me:*horse* My name is Unice. My husband's name is U we live in Uganda and we sell ucelalays.
Newt: My bloody name is Victor. My bloody wife's name is Vallery. We live in Virginia and we bloody sell vintage lamps.
Minho: My name is Wilbur. My wife's name is Wilma. We live in Wales and we sell w. Shuck.
Me:*horse* Newt wins. Now, I'll let them tell you why I'm horse.
Newt: She had her first bloody game of the season Thursday.
Thomas: She's in the high school band.
Minho: She was cheering.
Newt: And coming to bloody attention.
Thomas: When they come to attention, they yell 1. 2. At the top of their lungs.
Minho: Then she freaked out about shucking feathers.
Newt: They have a bloody good luck ritual where each person blows on the bloody feathers on their hats.
Thomas: One blow by each person is good luck.
Minho: Two blows by the same person is bad luck.
Newt: One of the bloody Greenies was trying to double blow on another Greenie's feather.
Minho: Personally I think it was stupid.
Me: Anyway Bye.
